Monday, September 10, 2007

See Our Breast by Melissa Balmain

"See Our Breast" by Melissa Balmain
(sing to the tune of "Bee Our Guest," from Beauty and the Beast)

See our breasts, see our breasts-
Everywhere, half-naked chests.
While we nurse,
The prudish curse
And wish we'd button up our vests.
Sorry, folks, look away
If we're too decollete,
But this is what boobs are made for,
Not those Wonderbras you've paid for.
We refuse to go feed
Hunched in bathroon stalls-indeed,
We're appalled that you would make such rude requests.
Would you agree to eat
Upon a toilet seat?
See our breasts, see our breasts, free our breasts!

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